Geopolitics

Ukrainians respond to Putin’s threats of nuclear weapon by ‘organising an orgy’

By David Flett Reporter
More than 15,000 are planning to take part in a mass sex party on a hill if the Russian president decides to reach for the red button with participants even asked if they prefer anal or oral pleasure.

More than 15,000 randy Ukrainians are literally planning to go out with a bang in the event of a nuclear attack on their country.

That is the number of people who have signed up to an online invitation on the Telegram messaging service to join in an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv if Vladimir Putin reaches for the red button.

The mass sex party would take place at Shchekavystsa and those attending would be invited to decorate their hands with stripes to denote their carnal preferences – three stripes would be for anal sex enthusiasts and four stripes for oral sex fans.

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Organisers have also posted the following claim online: “They say that all the apartments with a view of Shchekavystsa have for some reason disappeared from real estate sites.”

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