MSM Chants “Allahu Akbar” Celebrating Abdul’s Victory

Not entirely a good sign, but…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as happy as the next Muslim that Abdul El-Sayed defeated AIPAC…twice. Apparently $42 million in pro-genocide money doesn’t buy Senate seats the way it used to.

But when I see Zionist-dominated mainstream media celebrating Abdul’s victory, I have to wonder: Have the liberal Zionists who dominate the media changed their stripes? Or is Abdul El-Sayed less of a threat than he appears?

It’s actually a bit of both. Liberal Zionists, like the rest of us, are getting older. The elderly, more rabidly Zionist ones are giving way to a new generation far less committed to the Jewish state. The new generation can handle friendly, non-threatening anti-Zionsts like Abdul and his homie Mamdani. When Abdul clowns around about schawarma law, it defuses the fear, just like when blacks used to ham it up, minstrel-style, back in the days of lynchings and segregation:

The performance of clowning or harmlessness was often a double-edged sword: outwardly, it complied with white expectations, while inwardly or communally, it was a recognized tactic of resistance and survival. -Gemini

Abdul and Mamdani self-present, Obama-style, as smart charismatic nice guys—the reverse image of Trump’s dumb charismatic asshole persona—to sneak past Islamophobic white America’s defenses. Frankly, I have to admit they’re doing a pretty good job of it. It wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration to call them both political geniuses. Likewise, Trump, nobody’s idea of a genius (with one exception) could be called a political idiot savant…until last February 28th, when he dropped the savant part.

The Abdul/Mamdani phenomenon terrorizes crazed Zionist genocidaires and the morons who lap up their propaganda. Meanwhile, we Muslims are of two minds. On the one hand, it’s good to see genocidaires and morons get their comeuppance. On the other, it’s cringeworthy to see self-styled representatives of the Muslim community “dancing with the gays.”

Democrats have Muslims they can vote for. What about Republicans? Me, I’m no fan of Republicans, but I would rather vote for a conservative Muslim like Daniel Haqiqatjou than a Taylor Swift fan like Abdul. So would most of the Muslims in Michigan. When will conservative Christians wake up and discover that guys like Haqiqatjou share most of their values—almost infinitely more than Trump does—and vote some conservative Republican Muslims into office? Not any time soon, I’m afraid, since Republicans’ collective IQ is even lower than Democrats’.

The notion that progressive, identity-politics-vaunting Muslims like Abdul and Mamdani are secret agents for the Muslim Brotherhood bent on imposing shariah law on America straddles the categories of sad and hilarious. If only!

Speaking of the Muslim Brotherhood, it hasn’t come anywhere near achieving its original objective—which, like the objective of the Al-Andalus Tribune, is to revive Islamic civilization—but it has succeeded beyond anybody’s wildest dreams at spawning overheated delusions and paranoid rhetoric. For a deep dive, check out Who’s Afraid of the Muslim Brotherhood? by Farah El-Sharif and Abdul El-Sayed and the strange, uniquely American death of the Muslim Brotherhood, both featured in this week’s Al-Andalus Tribune Substack.

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