WAIT WHICH ONE ARE WE ON NOW AGAIN

Luke Dodson

Mar 8, 2024

• Swedes breathe a sigh of relief as their country officially joins NATO. Sure, their country has gone from one of the safest countries in the world to the ‘rape capital of Europe’ in the space of a handful of decades, but at least they’ll be able to join in with the upcoming war between Oceania and Eurasia.

• The complete disintegration of material reality by AI-powered nanobots has once again been delayed. This time, it’s thanks to wokeness. Thanks wokeness! Instead of reformulating the universe as a massive paper-clip factory, Google Gemini has been generating images of black Nazis, because there’s no reason why history should not be diverse and inclusive.
• Joe Biden shuffled onto a stage and said some stuff again, apparently. Lately, he has refrained from claiming that if you don’t vote for him, “you ain’t black”, possibly because a Google Gemini prompt proved him wrong.

  

• Finally, I’d like to wish a Happy International Women’s Day to all of my female readers!! To celebrate, I am officially identifying as a woman for the rest of the day. Please use correct pronouns in all comments or you will get a permanent IP ban.