By Cake Boy

Let’s look at the contradictions within the modern anarchist left (pop-anarchist) milieu.

A woke leftist told me that I should not ‘mansplain.’ I, as a man, wouldn’t understand all kinds of social and political realities.

Also, this woke leftist said: Biological sex isn’t real, men and women do not exist.

You are a man, but you are not a man, because men do not exist.

I should work on myself, as a man, or whatever gender I happen to have today, as a man.

Muslims are part of the woke left.

Although muslims disagree with most woke politics.

Islam is a force against fascism and for progressivism.

Although it’s conservative.

Work is horrible and exploitation under capitalism.

But sex work is empowering!!!

You don’t have a choice under capitalism; it’s a class system

But sex work is a choice!!!!

Capitalists just want to make money.

But this is not the case for the pharmaceutical industry; they are in business to help people. So, if you do not want to take the COVID-19 jabs, then you are a fascist.

Capitalists just want to make money; they only care about profits.

The capitalists that get into gender surgery practices, and the sale of hormones, do this only to help trans and ‘Queer’ children.

Free speech is important.

But often people say things, or ask questions, that we can’t tolerate, because these things hurt ‘our community’. Even the smallest ‘evil’ could get out of hand.

Men should speak out against violence towards women,

But this behavior is white knight behavior, women don’t need you, they are strong themselves, they don’t need your machismo!

Although you can criticize women if they are feminists who happen to have some wrong ideas, you can say the most violent things possible, and it’s still considered woke.

We have the most profound ideas on the anarchist left.

But we also hate intellectuals, free speech, open debate, and any kind of criticism

We are against Christianity.

But our way of thinking is based on Christian/calvinist/ value systems.

You shouldn’t vote, as an anarchist

Also, vote for this woke black/Queer candidate! She/they/them is an anarchist!

We are the coolest leftist group.

But everyone makes fun of us and calls us anarkiddies, and people throw eggs at us when we show up.

We are about individual freedom.

But we also want centralised institutions, creating socialism, cultural progressivism, and equality, we will destroy all sorts of money and credit.

We are down-to-earth and realistic.

And we say we are going to initiate a social world revolution, with our 100 members.

Racism is bad.

But all white people are the same.

We hate white people.

Although our movement consists of literally 100 percent white people.

Sexism is bad.

But all men (who do not exist) (so, people who feel like men) are dangerous individuals

We speak for the masses, we are the masses

But the masses are stupid, sexist, right-wing, etc.

We are anti-authoritarian

However, you should listen to us when we tell you to work on yourself and perform self-criticism. You should become more like how we are (we are superior people)

It’s a problem when a movement is not inclusive; we hate movements that are all white and male.

Although our movement is all white and male.

We are against microaggressions

But we also use aggressive, violent language all the time. We say we will rape feminists, when they seem to have the wrong opinions on ‘intersectionality’

We are against the state.

Maoists and Leninists are our comrades, because they are also on the left.