If there’s one lesson I took away from Caitlin Moscatello’s class-rage-inducing portrait of elite college consultants, it’s that for every well-meaning effort by college admissions officers to level the playing field, there will be a greater effort by the 0.1 percent to tip the scales back in their favor. This New York cover story focuses on 28-year-old Yale graduate Chris Rim’s company Command Education, which hand-holds New York teenagers from late middle school through matriculation for a cool $120,000 a year. The most delicious irony comes when a guidance counselor at the Über-exclusive private school Horace Mann points out that even without this “white glove service,” the fix is in: “They know as well as I do the kid’s going to get in no matter what. The kid could draw circles on a piece of paper for an essay and they’re still getting in.”