By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit

I keep trying to tell you libertarians that Elon Musk is just another jive-ass basic bitch like the rest of the corporate welfare queens and that fraud just keeps backing up my argument with his own grotesque behavior. The so-called “free speech absolutist” is now feuding with his rival technocrat Mark Zuckerberg over his use of free speech to build a rival app to Musk’s flailing twitter behemoth. If Elon’s commitment to liberty was really anything but a pose, then he would recognize the fact that the whole concept of intellectual property is a violation of free speech. This is why libertarians have such a hard time appealing to very pro-liberty outsiders like me, because every Republican with a beer bong calls himself a libertarian to pick up chicks and you motherfuckers refuse to call them out on it, which is also precisely why you need loudmouth queens like me to set you straight.