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During the 24-hour run-up to this week’s False Flag Weekly News, the United States of America was afflicted by a bizarre series of picturesque but remarkably bloodless disasters.

The air traffic grounding got the most press. The skies were cleared for more than four hours: Downed planes crawled around runways looking for places to park, enraged crowds threatened to riot in airports, and the idiocracy’s smartest aviation experts scratched their thinking caps trying to figure out what was going on.

The last time something like this happened was on September 11, 2001. But back then, nobody threatened to riot. America’s Jew-owned media instantly hypnotized everybody into believing that evil Arab Muslims had attacked America because they hate our freedoms, so we must wage war on Israel’s enemies for at least several generations, and anybody who doesn’t agree or who has any questions about the long list of absurdities in the official story must be an antisemitic conspiracy theorist and suspected terrorist.

But today, in 2026, we are no longer all on the same page. The best professional athletes are now moon landing deniers, for Yahweh’s sake! Instead of blaming Muslims or Iran or Hamas for the air traffic problem, the best the media could do this time was to blame copper wire upgrade work. Replacing the copper wire with fiber-optic cable, which may or may not be an alien technology, coupled with the installation of a defective router, apparently crashed the air traffic control grid. (Or maybe Iranian hackers or AI or aliens did it, but the government doesn’t want us to know how vulnerable we are, so they invented the copper wire upgrade story…)

At roughly the same time that air traffic control was going down, Microsoft was crashing. Everyone dependent on Microsoft 365, the web-based system that has replaced good old-fashioned apps that you buy, own, install, and control, was handed an excuse to take a long weekend. As with the plane grounding, the media told us that the Microsoft crash was just some random bug, namely “a technical server-health check loop: restarting servers triggered an overwhelming wave of traffic that repeatedly knocked systems offline.”

Oddly, Bill Gates had just warned us that “a huge catastrophe may be needed.” Coincidence theorists are having a field day.

Almost simultaneously with the air traffic and Microsoft outages, America was treated to the two most symbolic ship sinkings since an iceberg immortalized the RMS Titanic. The first occurred in New Orleans, where one of the last Mississippi riverboats, the American Heritage, was knocked on its side by the Atlantic Asphalt, a large tanker ship, flinging more than 100 of the 191 passengers and crew members aboard into the water in what looked almost like lost scene from a Buster Keaton movie. In what is being called “the Mississippi miracle” all of the dunked passengers were rescued. Even Keaton would have been hard-pressed to choreograph such a large number of near-simultaneous brushes with death.

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The American Heritage riverboat accident symbolizes what happens when mishaps involving tanker traffic (such as the ongoing explosions in the Strait of Hormuz) slam into today’s ersatz America, an idiocracy where riverboats are just a Disney attraction and most of the people who pay to ride them have never read Mark Twain’s Life on the Mississippi or Herman Melville’s The Confidence Man. Despite such lacunae, or perhaps because of them, they’ve been taken in by confidence men whose lies surpass those of Melville’s satanic villain, or even the tall tales told by Twain’s most mythomaniacal characters.

Two days before the American Heritage keeled over and scattered its panicked passengers into the big muddy, another appropriately named ship, the SS United States, sank to the bottom of the ocean. But this was no accident. It was an inside job!

Even The New York Times admits it:

​In its glory days, the S.S. United States was fast, luxurious and all but indestructible. As the ocean liner’s designer, William Francis Gibbs, liked to ​say, “You can’t set her on fire, you can’t sink her, and you can’t catch her.”

​And he was right, up to a point.

On Wednesday one of the greatest ships to sail the seas made its final journey, 180 feet down to the bottom of the ocean.​ At 8:59 p.m. Central time, the ​S​.S. United States ​— a midcentury monument to postwar American technology and ambition — slipped below the waves…

You don’t need a graduate degree in symbolism to notice that the sinking of this “midcentury monument to postwar American technology and ambition,” the S.S. United States, happened at right about the moment that “postwar American technology and ambition” has hit the proverbial iceberg. Several icebergs, actually: China’s techno-economic edge, Russia’s looming victory in Ukraine, and the Iran-sized “iceberg” that is sinking ships in the Strait of Hormuz and putting an end to US hegemony in the Persian Gulf and, by extension, the formerly petrodollar-driven world.

Will the end of the postwar US imperial order be cemented by a monumental disaster—a world war that kills billions, a rogue AI that kills us all, a botched bioattack like the COVID operation only vastly worse?

If this week’s disaster stories accurately symbolize the crash-and-burn implosion of US empire, we may hope and wonder whether the end may be less bloody than anyone expected. Despite the obvious fact that we are living in a premature idiocracy, presided over by a moronic narcissist buffoon surrounded by drunks, fanatics, and all manner of incompetents, will a “miracle over America” ensure that our air passengers and steamboat passengers and Microsoft users and the rest of us somehow survive whatever is coming?

If our air traffic control system imploded yet nobody died, and a riverboat tipped over and nobody died, and the SS United States sunk but nobody died, and Microsoft crashed and nobody died, maybe we’ll all somehow get through this fraught historical moment, surviving near misses like a whole nation of Buster Keaton characters.

Maybe Trump will push the button but it won’t work due to a copper wire upgrade or a technical server-health check loop. Maybe the aliens will land and tell us they’ve decided to hold off on exterminating us because we’re so amusing. Maybe a rogue ASI (Artificial Super-Intelligence) will decide to keep us as pets, inject us with the elixir of immortal youth, and enjoy laughing at us for the better part of eternity.

If anything like that happens during the next few days, we’ll definitely report it on next weekend’s False Flag Weekly News.

FFWN transcript begins:

Welcome to False Flag Weekly News, the one and only weekly news show that tells you exactly how bad it is. And I’m here with Dr. E. Michael Jones, who always sees the bright side of the mysterious workings of Hegelian history. How are you doing, Mike?

Good, Kevin. Good to be here.

Yeah, yeah. Good to have you back. You get to be the optimist, the glass half-full guy, whereas I’m calling this an AIPox-riddled idiocracy.

Yeah.

I mean, it’s actually probably an insult to idiocracies to compare today’s USA to that movie. What do you think?

The idiots might be upset by you associating them with people like this.

I would think they would be, yeah.

I would. I am. I’m an idiot, and I’m upset, so…

Okay, well, there you go. We got everybody’s picture here, although we’re covering up Pete Hegseth drinking whatever the heck he was drinking as it was rolling down his shirt. Aren’t you guys glad I don’t do that while I’m doing False Play Weekly News? …Breaking news: Everything’s falling apart in the U.S. of A, apparently. The flights were all grounded yesterday, and people in the airports were revolting. It’s total chaos in America. I’m glad I’m in nice, peaceful Morocco. Meanwhile, Microsoft is down, so half the internet is down, the Bill Gates half. The whole world is suffering from that. And then meanwhile, riverboats are capsizing in the Mississippi. Mark Twain would probably be rolling over in his grave about this one. And finally, the SS United States has finally sunk to the ocean floor.

Where is Captain Ahab when we need him? The head of the ship of state is steering us right into that white whale.

Yeah, I think the Moby Ayatollah finally got him.

Yeah, everything’s falling apart. But there’s a bright side to this story, too. It means something new is coming. This is the end of the Third Republic. I keep saying this: There are things that we thought would last forever, like the USS United States, and they’re not going to last forever.

Even the historic super ship USS United States can’t last forever.

The symbolic super ship, the USS United States.

Yeah, and it was an inside job, by the way.

I had just booked a first-class cabin on that ship. I’m really glad I missed my flight because the internet was down.

Yeah, me too. When I was at the TWA Lounge at the JFK Airport in New York, where it’s always 1962, I wanted to book one of the last tickets on the USS United States. It was still going in the 60s, but towards the end of the 60s, they finally shut it down. And then they just sank it a couple of days ago.

More breaking news. As the USS United States sinks, the whole Trump cabinet is hiding in bunkers on military bases. I mean, this is starting to make me a little bit uneasy. How about you, Mike?

Yeah. Can I get into that bunker with Scott Besant? It cost me a billion dollars in campaign contributions or something like that. What does this mean when the people who govern us are afraid to be seen in public and have to hide in bunkers? Does that mean that they’ve lost the consent of the governed and are simply using some type of pretext, like some type of attack or whatever, as a pretext for the fact that they’re afraid of their own people? That thought crossed my mind.

Well, there’s quite a contrast between these American leaders scurrying like rats for the safety of shelters on military bases, and the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ali Khamenei, just going ahead and having his normal meeting at the known location to discuss the Americans negotiators’ apparent generous offer, and then getting hammered with a missile. He wasn’t afraid to die, because he knew he’d led a good life. I’m not sure if all these guys in Trump’s cabinet really feel like they’re living a good life and are not afraid to die…

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