| ◼ At this rate, we wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Cricket shot himself.
◼ The reporting ahead of President Donald Trump’s Wednesday night address to the nation forecast Trump’s intention to declare victory and withdraw from the war against the Islamic Republic of Iran. According to media speculation, he would insist that our objectives had been achieved. He would wash his hands of the crisis in the Strait of Hormuz, and he would lambaste America’s NATO allies for failing to take ownership of it—perhaps even going so far as to withdraw from the Atlantic Alliance. He did nothing of the sort. While Trump did declare that most of America’s wartime objectives had been achieved, he said there was more fighting to come, and he pledged to “help” alleviate the crisis in the strait. The U.S. has so far suffered the loss of 13 service members, but the operation has been remarkably successful in destroying Iranian military power. Had the Iranian threat been allowed to mature, as the president said, the future would have been bleak.
◼ On February 14, funding for the Department of Homeland Security lapsed, leading to a partial shutdown. Democratic lawmakers forced the shutdown based on their assumption that public outrage over the conduct of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents is widespread. The fact that ICE’s operations would continue during the shutdown—unlike, for example, the Transportation Security Administration’s—didn’t seem to register with them. The Senate recently passed a stopgap measure to restore DHS funding, but House Republicans balked at it because it would still deprive ICE and U.S. Customs and Border Protection of cash. Since then, the Senate has held firm, and House Speaker Mike Johnson appears to be relenting. But the prolonged shutdown, the most visible element of which has been intolerable dysfunction in America’s civilian airports, persists. It’s not clear why Democrats regard that as a victory. Only the most plugged-in, very online political junkie would associate long lines at airports with ICE raids in Minneapolis. These days, however, that describes the Democratic Party’s archetypal constituent.
◼ Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi. She had been on thin ice since she mishandled the controversy over the disclosure of the Justice Department’s voluminous files on the late convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Bondi led the MAGA base to believe that there were explosive revelations coming—claiming in a Fox News interview that she was reviewing Epstein’s “client list” only for the DOJ to later concede that there was no such list. The larger story is that Bondi failed at an impossible job. Trump demands that prosecutions be brought against his political enemies, but the attorney general cannot ethically charge people absent sufficient evidence. Trump has fumed over the collapse of the DOJ cases against James Comey and Letitia James and over Bondi’s failure to indict other Trump targets. But shed no tears for her: She knew what she was getting into.
◼ Trump has added his name to the Kennedy Center, Palm Beach International Airport, and even, informally, María Corina Machado’s 2025 Nobel Peace Prize. Now, he is adding it to America’s currency. In addition to the traditional signature of the secretary of the treasury, $100 bills will soon feature the president’s autograph. Trump’s signature will then slowly be added to all paper money. If the president wants blue states to transition to a cash-free economy, then this plan is brilliantly conceived. Otherwise, it is yet another example of Trump’s pettiness: Sensing his political mortality, he will throw his name onto anything to remind the world he was once here.
◼ “No Kings” protests rolled into cities and upper-middle-class suburbs across America. Many of those in attendance were white, well-heeled, and graying. While the protests were largely peaceful, demonstrations in cities such as Denver, Portland, and Los Angeles took violent turns. Rioters in gas masks attacked government buildings and brawled with police officers. It’s easy to laugh at balding Trotskyites with second homes marching to protest America’s ills—until you consider that the younger generation, disillusioned with the politics of Boomer gesture, may look to other, more destructive methods.
◼ NBC News reported that “health clinics”—read: abortion providers—that rely on federal funding through Title X are beside themselves over the prospect that their taxpayer-backed largesse might dry up on April 1. The Trump administration had delayed the application process for new grants in 2025, a maneuver that some saw as a way to starve abortion providers of taxpayer funds. Alas, the administration caved under pressure from groups such as Planned Parenthood. “The administration has issued the fifth and final year of Title X grants that were locked in place during the Biden presidency,” White House spokesman Kush Desai told the Daily Wire. The spokesman assured conservatives that Title X funds cannot be used to fund abortions, but pro-life activists are nevertheless reeling over the betrayal. The White House insists that its hands are tied and asks for voters’ forbearance. The pro-life movement is not convinced, especially as the administration has failed to try to reinstate Trump’s sound first-term policy on the program. |