By Nicky Reid

Secretary of State- Jello Biafra

Secretary of Defense- Cactus Jack (Bang! Bang!)

Attorney General- Mumia Abu Jamal

Secretary of the Treasury- Ron Paul

Secretary of the Interior- Wendell Berry

Secretary of Agriculture- Willie Nelson

Directory of National Intelligence- Chelsea Manning

UN Ambassador- Julian Assange

Secretary of National Security- Cody Wilson

Secretary of Labor- Bob Black

Secretary of Education- John Waters

Secretary of Energy- James William Kunstler

Secretary of Commerce- Ross Ulbricht

Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs- Jesse Ventura

Trade Representative- Freeway Ricky Ross