Oh my name is Irving Kristol and my son his name is Bill in my youth I followed Trotsky and in truth I follow him still But to call yourself a Bolshevik will fill the world with dread so please don’t call me a commie call me a neocon instead yes we are the neoconservatives we rule the world says I and that dumb goy we call Georgie boy doesn’t understand how or why oh we’re marching into Syria the fun has just begun oh how Trotsky would be proud to be known as a neocon to keep the goyim pacified while watching their TV we let them watch dumb irishmen like Sean O’Hannity Bill O’Reilly and Chris Matthews can lick our boots and sigh but to run the new world order no dumb irish need apply David Frum can excommunicate real conservatives from National Review For to be a neoconservative Is to be one of a chosen few Oh, we’re marching into Syria The fun has just begun Comrade Trotsky would be proud to be Known as a neocon Jerry Fallwell and Pat Robertson support us on TV while waiting to be raptured into pre-eternity oh we’re marchign into Syria the fun as just begun oh how Trotsky would be proud to be called a neocon Hamurabi’s tablets got busted during the looting in Iraq But we’re marching into Syria behind George Bush’s back they got weapons of mass destructions and they got ’em from Saddam Hussein they got weapons of mass destruction oh repeat once more the refrain they got weapons of mass destruction oh believe me, oh believe if you want to know just where they are they’re hidden in Tel Aviv Oh we’re marching into Syria the fun has just begun comrade Trosky would be proud to be known as a neocon