Religion and Philosophy

The Church of Jesus Christ Satanist

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit

Exile in Happy Valley

Maybe this is evil but I’ve always wanted to start a cult. It just seems like a fun thing to do. The robes, the guns, the girls, the mirrored aviator shades. Death squads, armed compounds, and fireside orgies. There is just something strangely romantic to me about taking over a ghost town in Wyoming, painting all the buildings blood red, and declaring war on the federal government and reality itself. The fact that it’s also a tax exempt way to get laid and loaded doesn’t exactly hurt either. Sure it usually ends badly but to go out in a blaze of glory set by the feds on live television while neck deep in barely legal pussy, oh sweet Jesus, what a way to go! So I figured, after 11 years in Catholic school and another 6 in hermetic self-isolation, why not try my hand at the game. I’m an off-puttingly charismatic and mentally ill gadfly. If Jim Jones, Osho, and Charlie Manson, then why not Comrade Hermit. It’s high time we had ourselves a genderfuck messiah. The idea is very 2019, don’t you think?


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  1. Hey, sounds valid enough to me!

    I’ve always wanted to be a preacher. Everyone says I should be a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist, but I’d rather be a priest or a preacher. Not any particular religion, just my own pantheist musings. It’d probably be labelled a cult. For the record, I’ve always felt that “stage magic” and “magick magic” are a false dichotomy. Life is magical. A magical stage.

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