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BIG PHARMA PUSHES "MIRACLE CURE" FOR HOLOCAUST DENIAL SYNDROME.

By Michael James. Yes, this is a parody…I hope. Hat tip to Jim Duncan.

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There are however side effects associated with Holozac. It’s active ingredient Zionine has been shown to cause a pathological hatred of Palestinians and Muslims in general.

“It’s not for cartoonists or editor’s of Mossad-controlled newspapers,” Haggler explained. “We are also cautioning doctors not to prescribe to patients who have a habit of harming either themselves or complete strangers and who then blame that harm on imaginary Arab terrorists.”

Haggler’s colleagues also stress that giving the drug to Christians who have been artfully persuaded to believe a false, unscriptural, satanic doctrine known as the Zionist Dispensation would be sheer overkill.

“Cyrus Scofield and the Rapture crowd did to American Christians what this drug can do to the Holy Remnant,” says an Israeli team coordinator, smiling. “Pastors and Ministers in the United   States, who have deliberately confused the pristine Kingdom of God with a stretch of worthless real estate on a spinning ball of dirt, have all but made medical treatment with Holozac unnecessary. A Scofield Reference Bible believer on just one milligram of Zionine would make the Irgun death squad look like the Cub Scouts on a paper chase. Buying stock in Caterpillar Bulldozers would be a smart move. Here’s my broker’s phone number.”

Despite such reservations about possible side effects, the European Union has already invested 15 billion euros in what it describes as the most ambitious mental health campaign in modern times.

“We’re talking about targeted pre-emptive measures,” says an EU spokesman for Mental Hygiene and Correct Thinking.  “Holocaust Denial Syndrome begins at home and in the classroom. Does your child ask questions? Does he or she read books? Does he or she get bored with television news programmes and surf the Internet uncensored history sites and the truth about September 11? If the answer is ‘yes’ to any one of these painfully necessary questions, then your child should be treated  with Holozac immediately before his or her brain  has a chance to fully  develop its dangerous critical faculties.”

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