Why Nobody Chants “End the Fed” Anymore

By Clint Siegner, Money Metals Exchange Americans hated it when the Federal Reserve handed trillions of dollars to crooked Wall Street banks following the 2008 Financial Crisis. Politicians were confronted about the merits of central banking and bailouts. For the first time in history, college students were chanting […]

Make Halloween Dangerous Again!

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit Exile in Happy Valley Halloween is quite easily my favorite holiday. A heathen celebration the Christians failed to conquer, it’s a time of joyful chaos and youth rebellion decorated by skeletons, scattered leaves, flickering jack-o-lanterns, and bonfire smoke. A holiday where serial […]

The Nintendo Mennonite

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit Exile in Happy Valley I hate technology, dearest motherfuckers. Few things drive me balls deep into the red faster than technology and it just keeps getting worse with every new iPhone they pump out. Everywhere I go, everyone I see is surgically […]

The Conscience of a Contrarian

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit Exile in Happy Valley Some months are harder than others to be a poorly trained anarcho-gonzo visionary. During these last couple months of the hellishly hot post-apocalyptic summer of this year of our lord Xenu, twenty-hundred-and-nineteen, I couldn’t seem to write a […]

Yemen as Arabian Vietnam

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit Exile in Happy Valley It wasn’t supposed to end this way. The last soldiers and agents of the world’s biggest and deadliest empire, fleeing Saigon with their thorned tails between their legs as a rag-tag army of half-starved guerrillas inched closer by […]

Any War on Terror is Bullshit

By Nicky Reid aka Comrade Hermit Exile in Happy Valley The saying goes that the greatest trick the devil ever played was fooling the world that he doesn’t exist. I’ve long said that the greatest trick the state ever played was fooling the world that only its existence […]