| There’s a new Superman movie out. Superman is not my favorite comic book hero: He’s too powerful, which means that most of the stories about him have to invent dumb ways to make him less powerful to add tension, drama, and stakes. But, whatever, I’ll probably watch it.
Apparently, when I go see it, I will not have to deal with any Republicans in the theater. The white wing has turned on the Man of Steel because of a comment made by the movie’s director, James Gunn.
Gunn said: “Superman is the story of America. An immigrant that came from other places and populated the country, but for me it is mostly a story that says basic human kindness is a value and is something we have lost.”
Can you figure out how that statement angered bigots? For those who do not speak Republican, the problem is that Gunn called Supes an “immigrant”—and “immigrants” are bad, according to Republicans.
The white-wing outrage machine went into overdrive, with various white culture warriors vowing to boycott the movie. Former Superman TV actor and notorious MAGA pinhead Dean Cain said that the new movie is “too woke.” Still, my favorite hysterics come from Stephen L. Miller (the white-wing journalist Miller, not the Trump deputy chief of ghoulishness Miller). He said, “Superman isn’t an immigrant. He is an orphan. The fact that they can spend $300 million on a film and can’t get this very basic concept right is something.”
The fact that Stephen Miller gets paid to publish words for a living is really something.
Superman is, of course, an immigrant—he’s not from America, or even Sol 3 (Earth), yet he lives here—and he’s an orphan. As usual, Republicans have trouble with concepts that require multiple things to be true at the same time. He’s also an “illegal” immigrant, according to MAGA logic, because he was sent here without proper documentation, and never went back to Krypton to “wait in line” behind all the other space aliens who came to Earth “the right way.” And he’s a “refugee.” His home planet was literally destroyed, and he’s here seeking asylum in the vastness of space.
Still, notwithstanding Miller’s demonstrable ignorance of Kal-El’s backstory—or, for that matter, Kal-El’s creators’ backstory—I welcome his newfound care and respect for orphans. I can only assume that Miller will now welcome, with open arms, all of the “not immigrants” from Gaza who have been orphaned by Israel’s bombing. Welcome to the progressive wing, Steve. |