WHY am I not surprised that the trout-faced billionaire responsible for throwing his money at Silicon Valley’s transhumanists looks less and less human every day? It’s not even like he’s in the process of transitioning from one form of existence to another; in actual fact, he’s positively unspecifiable.

I’m going to have a rough guess that he’s inhuman on the inside and subhuman on the outside. It’s almost as though The Blob had returned to earth on another meteorite, but with none of that lovable compassion he displayed back in 1958. Why opt for a baseball cap, when you can wear a sack?