Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live 2

I generally favor abortion rights and oppose capital punishment, both of which are positions I hold on anti-statist grounds, but this is funny as hell.

Babylon Bee

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.

The babies got the idea from how major media networks reliably frame their coverage of state executions of death row inmates, no matter the details of their depraved and demonic crimes they committed while they were alive and free.

“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.”

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