| ◼ Starbucks announced this week that it was ditching its “open-door policy” after seven fraught years. It implemented the policy in 2018 as part of the backlash to an incident in which employees at a Philadelphia location accused two black men who were conducting a business meeting of loitering and called the police, who arrested them. But the new policy predictably brought abuse. No longer, therefore, will locals be allowed to while away their days at the chain’s outlets, indolently menacing and irritating the paying customers. Nor will they be allowed to engage in “discrimination or harassment, consumption of outside alcohol, smoking, vaping, drug use, and panhandling.” No, the Puritans who run the place now insist that their patrons purchase something if they want to take advantage of amenities including heat, light, power, and shelter, none of which come for free.
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◼ Every conservative or classical liberal has been labeled “far right” at one time or another. That does not mean the Far Right does not exist. Jean-Marie Le Pen was a representative and leader of it. He ran for president of France five times (making it to the runoff once). He spoke warmly of Marshal Pétain, and critically of General de Gaulle. He was ambiguous about the Holocaust. He denied there were “mass murders.” One notorious Le Pen statement went like this: “I’m not saying the gas chambers did not exist. I haven’t seen them myself. I haven’t particularly studied the question. But I believe it’s just a detail in the history of World War II.” He hated liberalism, capitalism, and pluralism. To him, America was a “mongrel nation.” He called Nicolas Sarkozy, the French conservative, “the foreigner.” (Sarkozy is of partly Hungarian and Jewish heritage.) He said that France should join with Putin’s Russia to save the “white world.” And so on and so forth. Le Pen got to be too much for his own daughter, Marine, who found it necessary to split with him, politically. Lepénisme, as an ideology and attitude, may not be through in France, or elsewhere. But Jean-Marie is. Dead at 96. R.I.P.
◼ Bob Uecker watched more bad MLB games than most people have. He was the radio play-by-play announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers for all but the team’s first season in 1970. The Brewers are one of only five active teams never to have won the World Series, and despite a string of solid seasons recently were mediocre or terrible for most of their franchise history. No matter how they were doing, though; fans could count on turning on the radio and hearing Uecker. Always upbeat and energetic, even in his old age, Uecker was full of stories that could fill the space between pitches. His home run call—“Get up, get up, get outta here, gone!”—is a permanent fixture on a light-up sign beyond left field at the Brewers’ home ballpark. Born in Milwaukee and having played briefly for the Milwaukee Braves, he was beloved not only there. His 100 appearances on the Tonight Show, his roles in movies and TV, a memorable series of Miller Lite commercials, and his record of personifying the fun side of baseball for decades made him an American icon, not just a Wisconsin one. Dead at 90. R.I.P. |