By Nicky Reid
Secretary of State- Jello Biafra
Secretary of Defense- Cactus Jack (Bang! Bang!)
Attorney General- Mumia Abu Jamal
Secretary of the Treasury- Ron Paul
Secretary of the Interior- Wendell Berry
Secretary of Agriculture- Willie Nelson
Directory of National Intelligence- Chelsea Manning
UN Ambassador- Julian Assange
Secretary of National Security- Cody Wilson
Secretary of Labor- Bob Black
Secretary of Education- John Waters
Secretary of Energy- James William Kunstler
Secretary of Commerce- Ross Ulbricht
Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs- Jesse Ventura
Trade Representative- Freeway Ricky Ross
