APART from the usual stuff about going to heaven and sitting on a cloud all day, when it comes to the general way of thinking among those attending church I find that people usually approach the issue from two main angles. The first involves the man who believes that he is SUPERIOR to others on account of his regular attendance; the second, he who considers himself INFERIOR due to his genuinely repentant nature.
But spare a thought for those with the less common mindset of CAFETERIA, who can’t wait to get out for a cup of tea; the woman with HYSTERIA who faints at the sight of a new priest; or the chap with DIPHTHERIA who has to expose his diseased tonsils in the middle of the Te Deum.
